December 2011
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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
Dear Future Boyfriend,
notestomyfutureboyfriend:
I’m a simple person. I’m not really girly. You don’t have to buy me things, or carry my bags. A little kindness goes a long way. I just want someone to be my best friend love. We can play video games together, and make play-lists for each other. We can cuddle and watch episodes of our favorite shows. We can hold hands and look into each others eyes and feel at home.
I...
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spreadtherainbow:
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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Anyone who doesn't like Ugg Boots either can't...
what the fuckity fuck is this shit?
First of all… Ugg boots are not expensive. I came a cross loads of pairs that cost under 50 bucks. It’s not hard to find a cheap pair of Ugg boots. Want to know why? Because they are fucking ugly. They’re glorified slippers.
I don’t like them for the same reason I dont like Crocs. They’re both ugly and stupid. You dont look cute...
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Me laying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black.
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god.
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