• Teacher: So, Miss Derp, can you explain to me why haven't you completed your assignment? You had a week.
• Me: Well, I was sick you see...
• Teacher: Sick?
• Me: Yes. See, I was at this church, saving some hostages, and then I had to go up to this bell tower, thinking that I'd find the person that tried to shoot my bff earlier that day, but it was just a deploy, so the building blows up and I gotta jump out the window, and then find the asshole in some steel mill; so, I had to climb smoke stoke or whatever, battle the asshole's girlfriend, save a doctor, and then find him. Only he was all rotten and sickly, and I thought he was dead, but he totally wasn't, and then he came out of no where, injected me with supa aids or some shit, so I had to spend the ENTIRE day handing people's asses to them, trying to solve crimes, while battling this sickness, and trying to find a cure, and at some point my Girlfriend gets kidnapped by the same asshole who poisons me, and I gotta find this frozen bitch for this frozen guy, and then save the entire city from the psycho doctor that runs this freakshow, only to find out that he's working for my ex girlfriend's father, and this one asshat keeps on hiding riddles and shit, and wont leave me alone, and he's got some hostages, and ugh then there's this one dude that keeps calling me... it's just been really stressful.
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• I'm Batman