omg look at this sunburn my friend got today, it looks like be washed the back of his neck with red paint

So, I name everyone on my contact list on my phone after Harry Potter characters (with their real name in brackets). So one day I lost my phone…

and my dad gets a call on his cell

and im up stairs

and all I hear is

“No, this isn’t Arthur Weasley.” 

The phrase “Make Kony Famous” really bothers me.

Who ever made this campaign slogan at Invisible Children really didn’t think this through. Here’s why:

• The term “Famous” has a positive impact on the public. If someone that didn’t know who Joseph Kony was, and what he’s done, like me up until the other day, the phrase will trigger a different story
  
  
• When I first heard the phrase, I thought that Kony was some good guy in Africa, that did something good, or has done nothing at all, but something bad happened to him, and they wanted to raise awareness for him, to reach rightful justice, etc. That’s what I thought. All because the phrase was misleading.
  
  
• Here’s a definition of the word FAMOUS 
  

  fa·mous

    [fey-muhs] 
  adjective

  1.

  having a widespread reputation, usually of a favourable nature; renowned; celebrated: a famous writer.

  2.

  Informal . first-rate; excellent: The singer gave a famous performance.

  3.
  notorious (used pejoratively).
  
•  That is why the phrase implies a positive cause. What they SHOULD have done is used the word infamous. For those of you that don’t know the difference, well, here’s the definition as well:
  

  in·fa·mous

    [in-fuh-muhs]

  adjective

  1.

  having an extremely bad reputation: an infamous city.

  2.

  deserving of or causing an evil reputation; shamefullymalign; detestable: an infamous deed.

  3.

  Law .

  a.

  deprived of certain rights as a citizen, as aconsequence of conviction of certain offenses.

  b.

  of or pertaining to offenses involving such deprivation.
• So, which one do you think is more appropriate? For some reason people assume that ‘infamous’ means someone that’s SUPER famous. That’s what a dictionary is for, if you’re not sure what a word means, look it up. 
  
  
• And as much as I adore people to get involved in a cause, and raise awareness to help someone or something out of their social status, it IS a bit too late to make Kony famous. This started in what, 2003? And the ratings of his work has gone down tenfold since then, way before Invisible Children. 
  
  
• Another lesson: do a little research before you assume a cause is legit. Simply watching a documentary doesn’t make things true. A documentary is meant to gain your attention and oft times they stretch the truth for their benefit.  

• Teacher: So, Miss Derp, can you explain to me why haven't you completed your assignment? You had a week.
• Me: Well, I was sick you see...
• Teacher: Sick?
• Me: Yes. See, I was at this church, saving some hostages, and then I had to go up to this bell tower, thinking that I'd find the person that tried to shoot my bff earlier that day, but it was just a deploy, so the building blows up and I gotta jump out the window, and then find the asshole in some steel mill; so, I had to climb smoke stoke or whatever, battle the asshole's girlfriend, save a doctor, and then find him. Only he was all rotten and sickly, and I thought he was dead, but he totally wasn't, and then he came out of no where, injected me with supa aids or some shit, so I had to spend the ENTIRE day handing people's asses to them, trying to solve crimes, while battling this sickness, and trying to find a cure, and at some point my Girlfriend gets kidnapped by the same asshole who poisons me, and I gotta find this frozen bitch for this frozen guy, and then save the entire city from the psycho doctor that runs this freakshow, only to find out that he's working for my ex girlfriend's father, and this one asshat keeps on hiding riddles and shit, and wont leave me alone, and he's got some hostages, and ugh then there's this one dude that keeps calling me... it's just been really stressful.
• Teacher:
• Me:
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• Me:
• I'm Batman

Kids these days need a father like Red Foreman.

“Ranting about me on facebook? How about you talk about the foot that’s in your ass next time.”

“You call that dancing? Try doing the Soulja Boy with my foot in your ass”

“The internet didn’t dun goof, you dun got my foot in your ass.”

“iphone? You don’t need one of those. You know what you need? iFoot in your ass.”

“You’re thirteen, you’re a dumbass by default.”

“Justin Bieber… What a dumbass.”

“I found your tumblr. That Anon was right. You are a dumbass.”